User:Webslingr

Webslingr is an untimely being, usually being tortured by fate. He currently works in a technological gulag awaiting trial for crimes which have not yet happened. He has provided a natural, undisclosed, safe-haven for Jackalopes hoping they may evolve superior intellects and serve on his defense team on his future trial.

• October 14, 1066 - A Norman known as William the Conqueror establishes a clear victory at the Battle of Hastings, to become the King of England
• November 17, 1906 - Soichiro Honda is born.
• June 30, 1908 - Nikola Tesla is at the Wardenclyffe Tower.
• June 30, 1908 - 15 Megaton explosion over Tunguska, Siberia. (Honda power?)
• July 4, 1947 - Mysterious object crashes outside city of Roswell.
• 1977 - Entity known as Webslingr is concieved in an rain forest.
• 1977 - Heavy Metal (magazine) debuts.
• June 19, 1978 - Garfield debuts in newspapers.
• 1987 - Phantasy Star debuts on Sega Master System.
• 1989 - Phantasy Star II debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
• 1994 - Phantasy Star IV debuts on Sega Mega Drive.
• December 29, 1996 - Entity to be called Webslingr, sent off to Georgia Tech to attempt Aerospace Engineering.
• March 17, 1997 - Webslingr screen name appears for the first time on EFnet IRC, name sticks.
• June 16, 1997 - Webslingr builds his first computer, a 75 Mhz Pentium MMX with 16 MB RAM
• 1998 - Starcraft and its expansion StarCraft: Brood War are released. Both become the bane of Webslingr.
• 1999 - Evacuation from Georgia Tech occurs.
• November 23, 2004 - World of Warcraft strikes terror in Webslingr and calls for his demise.