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Ten Pound Hammer's cat

Final (26/14/0); ended 21:28, 1 April 2012 (UTC) - Obvious joke nomination. Rcsprinter (warn) 21:28, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Nomination

Ten Pound Hammer's cat (talk · contribs) – Well, I'm clearly unfit to be an admin, so I decided that my siamese cat, Luna, would be a better nominee. She's seen me edit Wikipedia every day and knows the place inside and out. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 01:18, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]

Candidate, please indicate acceptance of the nomination here: Meow.

Questions for the candidate

Dear candidate, thank you for offering to serve Wikipedia as an administrator. Please answer these questions to provide guidance for participants:

1. What administrative work do you intend to take part in?
A: Meow. Meow meow meow.
2. What are your best contributions to Wikipedia, and why?
A: Purrrrrrrrr.
3. Have you been in any conflicts over editing in the past or have other users caused you stress? How have you dealt with it and how will you deal with it in the future?
A: Meow hiss growl. Meow meow meow purr.
Additional questions from Wifione Message
4. What is the difference between an administrator block and a block by an administrator?
A: Meow.
Even though that's the right answer, it seems you've simply quoted policy rather than use your own words. Disappointing. Wifione Message 26:19, 1 April 1012 (UTC)[reply]
Additional question from Jasper Deng
5. Are you going to litter the sandbox? Will you meow for us? Has anyone not heard you?
A: Meow meow meow.
Additional question from TP
6. Translated from http://translate.google.com/#en|cat: Meow meow meow, meow meow meow mow mow meow meow meow meow; meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow? Meow meow diffs ('diffs' didn't translate).
A: Meow.
6.1. Umm, excuse me? I asked for diffs. (Translated: Meow 2 u 2 mthr fckr)
A: Meow meow, meow meow meow meow purr.

Picture of Luna

Additional question from Cloveapple
7. Do you speak LOLcat?
A.: Meow. I ish not LOLcat. I can has mop nao?
Additional question from The Blade of the Northern Lights
8. Does this mean we'll have to get a scratching post for the admin lounge?
A.Meow.
Additional questions from Jasper Deng
9. Jasper Deng
A: Meow?
What will you do about the dogs who're also admins, and how're you going to evade the talk page stalkers?. {{{4}}}
A: Growl Growl hiss hiss growl.
Additional quesitions from Martijn Hoekstra
10. You live in a household with a hammer and a band of otters. Do you believe you are fit to take administrator action against one off the otters, if the situation arises?
A: Meow meow.
11. If you would block one of the otters, would you enable or disable autoblock?
A: Hiss.
Representation of His Majesty
Additional questions from The King of Cat (submitted by his representative on Earth)
14. Do you promise allegiance to the Dog king and his pet Whale?
A: Hiss.
12. Are you in any way affiliated with the Catbal?
A: Hiss!
13. If so, would your actions not be biased when dealing with a member of the Wikipedia:Puppy Cabal?
A: Meow growl meowwwwr.
Additional questions from the Department of Redundancy Department
14. TenPoundHammer used to have otters. What did you do with the otters?
A: Mew?
15. Do you have any programming experience, in LOLCODE perhaps?
A: Meow.
Additional questions from PCHS-NJROTC (Messages)
16. Based on your pictures, I have reasons to believe you are not 18 years old. Are you sure that you are mature enough to be an admin?
A: Hiss!

General comments

Please keep discussion constructive and civil. If you are unfamiliar with the nominee, please thoroughly review their contributions before commenting.

Discussion

Support
  1. Moral Support I'm appalled at the opposes below. This support is purely because of the appalling opposes below. Wifione Message 26:19, 1 April 1012 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Support, she is my cat after all. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 01:19, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Meow/Support per below and left and right and above and me. (and everyone else except someone) πr2 (t • c) 01:29, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Kitty Support Meow ;) Bulldog73 talk da contribs go rando 01:33, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  5. Support On behalf of the entire internet. There are approximately 2,000,000 users on Reddit. This is actually 2,000,000 supports.
    Look at the cuteness!
    Frood! Ohai What did I break now? 01:41, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  6. Support because cats. ~~ Lothar von Richthofen (talk) 02:00, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  7. Support - Clearly will not abuse the mop. In fact, its tongue is virtually a mop. CycloneGU (talk) 02:05, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  8. Support - Because my master ordered me to. Dori ☾Talk ⁘ Contribs☽ 02:13, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  9. Most definitely, and my cat offers his support as well. The UtahraptorTalk/Contribs 02:13, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  10. Meeeeeoooowww. I am 100% certain that giving this cat the mop will make Wikipedia a better place. OohBunnies! Leave a message :) 02:15, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Support -D'yawww, it's a kitty!! Achowat (talk) 02:17, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  12. Support We could use a cat here.—cyberpower ChatOffline 02:23, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  13. Scritch --joe deckertalk to me 02:36, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  14. Support; cats are better suited to adminship than dogs because we can verify cats; on the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. The Blade of the Northern Lights (話して下さい) 02:46, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  15. Mrrrrrrrrph Frrrrp! Mrrrrrrrr-wow? Prrrrrfik Pesky (talk) 02:48, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  16. What could possibly go wrong? I see the candidate has made no controversial edits, not gotten into any disruptive interactions, no appearances at ANI. Nominated by a trusted community member. No canvasing, and none of the articles submitted by this editor for FA has been rejected. Has not canvassed on IRC, or on-wiki. Seems to be the exact opposite of a drama-magnet. Compare and contrast to other candidates floating around RfA right now; definitely deserves our support more than they. Josh Parris 02:52, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  17. Fffffffff! Purrrfect. Like Pesky said. -- ►►—Ninja Diannaa—► (Talk)
    My name is Ninja and I approve this candidate.
  18. Support, CAN HAS ADMINSHIP? KTHXBAI. Ironholds (talk) 04:29, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  19. Supper I hope this is the right place to vote. Don't worry I will chase you. --Dog04:45, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  20. Oh Paws I normally expect admins to have a little more active experience here, and I'm not sure this is the correct language project for you. But you have a cleanblocklog and come highly recommended. ϢereSpielChequers 07:31, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  21. Suppawt Even though none of the pictures are of the candidate, I find the answers compelling, and would add arrrrroooowwwwwwaayow and wwwooooooowwwwwrrrrraaaaahh! Peridon (talk) 09:55, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  22. Support to cancel out oppose #7. Besides, my cats won't be happy with me if I oppose. Also to cancel out oppose #7. ​—DoRD (talk)​ 14:13, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  23. (blank) (Cat got my tongue)--Wehwalt (talk) 15:10, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  24. Supporttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt: —PBP89 (Chat)(WP Edits: 999,999,999) 16:07, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  25. Support per mind-fogging cuteness of kitty pictures. Cloveapple (talk) 16:51, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  26. kitteh???????????? /ƒETCHCOMMS/ 17:27, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    In case no one saw it yet, here is what Luna looks like in real life. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 17:30, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Oppose
  1. Oppose I'm appalled at the supports above. This oppose is purely because of the appalling supports above. Wifione Message 26:22, 1 April 1011 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Oppose - stealing the joke from last year. GoogleBot's coming to freeze the cat per WP:CIR.--Jasper Deng (talk) 01:22, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Oppose should run for Bureaucat instead. Snowolf How can I help? 01:26, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Moral oppose Dogs are better suited to be admins than cats. --Rschen7754 01:38, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    I know everyone's entitled to their own opinions and all, but yours is so totally wrong. OohBunnies! Leave a message :) 02:33, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    Cats have a more flexible approach than dogs
    Totally! Dogs just support their friends, but cats are independent thinkers! Pesky (talk) 02:56, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Response to dog
  1. Oppose. I asked my dog what he thought of this RFA and he lifted his leg on the couch. A fluffernutter is a sandwich! (talk) 01:41, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    Mandatory heckling of opposers: giv cat mop NAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW! Pesky (talk) 02:54, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  2. Oppose. I am sure the cat would make an above-average admin, but I would fear for its safety. Otters are, after all, noted both as carnivorous and envious. Hullaballoo Wolfowitz (talk) 01:52, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    Does the fact that she's gotten several articles to GA not matter? I mean, look at how much work she did on Nyan Cat alone. Ten Pound Hammer • (What did I screw up now?) 02:03, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  3. Oppose per Snowolf. Would do much better as a Bureaucat.--v/r - TP 02:14, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    I actually don't like dogs very much, I very much prefer wolves or cats :) Snowolf How can I help? 03:10, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    If this RfA passes i don't give much of a chance on the Caninae article. However the Felinae article will probably enter FA status within a week (force-nominated, of course) benzband (talk) 19:01, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  4. Yasht101 :) 02:51, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  5. Oppose The cat is just gonna ge tbored and block itself. --Kangaroopowah 05:30, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  6. Oppose It's a sock. Clearly visible in the picture. --Stfg (talk) 08:53, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  7. Oppose I HATE PUSSY. Btw, the pussy seems to be immature and incapable of holding this position. --SupernovaExplosion Talk 11:28, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  8. Oppose. He's abusive to mice
    Say NO to cats as admins
    . Little Mouse Squeek 11:28, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  9. Oppose. Being admnin iz serius bizniz. — Edokter (talk) — 13:23, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
    Serius bizniz...
  10. Oppose per Edokter --SPhilbrick(Talk) 15:48, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  11. Oppose on behalf of my dog. Ben MacDui 16:38, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  12. Ruff I'm more of a dog person, plus the cat probably isn't 18 years old yet. PCHS-NJROTC (Messages) 16:47, 1 April 2012 (UTC) Don't get me wrong, I love dogs, but wouldn't dogs WP:BITE the newbies? PCHS-NJROTC (Messages) 17:41, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  13. No no no no, TPH's cat is clearly evil. Just look at the eyes. [natit citsejam] [klat] dE 17:43, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
  14. Oppose per those red eyes and my menagerie. WikiPuppies! (bark) 19:11, 1 April 2012 (UTC)[reply]
Neutral

Note from benzband (talk) : the picture to the right may not be as neutral as this section requires → → →

Achieving results

  • Half-time - As of 19:55, 1 April 2012 (UTC) this RfA bears 26 Supports and 14 Opposes (note the opposes mainly have biased views and/or are sockpuppets of User:Dog). Thus, per consensus and common sense the Supports have the upper hand. Graciously compiled by benzband (talk).
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