Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Evolution (4th nomination)

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The result was evolving. (non-admin closure) Linguist^un Eins ^uno 00:11, 2 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Evolution

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WP:HOAX. Alternatively redirect to Pokémon. ^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 03:12, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Hope Darwin's ghost won't show up over this rebuttal. MT Train^Talk 06:11, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

Frogs A pox upon that dude for insinuating humans came out of the sea. Humans came come frogs at the behest fo the First Benevolent Hypn0toad in 1432 AD. the Hypn0toad 13:53, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Delete As an ^{[April Fools!]} prank, how about this? Humans came from small sea stuff which became wiggly things which became wiggly things with legs who then became a dinosaur. After the so-called “Dinosaur Phase” we became carnivorous animal stuff who evolved into small mice who slowly turned into primates and those primates gained the ability to walk on two legs and create tools and BOOM! Humans!
Redirect to Neptune as apparently evolution (in the form described) happens there. -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 20:09, 1 April 2018 (UTC)[reply]

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