Userbox This user has no idea how to create a userbox. You’re stuck with this bland text.
TLDR This user’s discussion contributions are often too long to read. Unless you really need to know the gory details, you are strongly encouraged to stop reading after the first paragraph.
Blah blah, blah blah, blah blah.
He/him When a pronoun is convenient, please feel free to refer to this user as he or him.
PE-3 This user tries to use plain english. Whereas: The purpose of writing is to communicate and
Whereas: Not every editor or reader is a native English speaker and
Whereas: Not every editor or reader possesses the same vocabulary and
Whereas: Deciphering lengthy sentences with complicated grammar and syntax can slow the reading process and
Whereas: Writing in as complicated a manner as possible has been determined to squander precious resources of time and space,
It is therefore resolved that:
This editor will endeavor to communicate utilizing simplified vocabulary and sentence structure for the benefit of all.
Homonym Confusion This user often rights writes the wrong homonym and then is horrified to read what he has written. Expect a correction momentarily.
Mostly for shock value
This user is not here to build an encyclopedia. This user is here to read an encyclopedia. I try to help out where I can and when I have time; kind of like - you know - a volunteer.
