User:Ughs

Ughs are usually small strange creatures, for example: a viokitty is part cat and part violin. A viopuppy, is part dog and part viola. Ughs have been known to live in the earths crust (below the surface) in a strange sort of planet, they call it Ughsville. Many ughs travel to Ughsville in giant bolts holding down the Space Needle, in Seattle, Washington or by a human sneezing. However some so called Carsto permanently banned from Ughsville due to cnstant funnyness. One very important ugh lives in Benaroya Hall in Seattle, and her name is Katrina the Viokitty. Listen my children and you shall hear of…Katrina the viokitty! Her father was a violin her mother was a cat put them to together and you have a viokitty. She was born on October 12, 1993, in Benaroya Hall in Seattle, Washington. She’s lived there ever since behind a wall of empty violin cases, where there is a viokitty size window and door. Now she lives there with Marcella the elapiano. Katrina’s childhood was great. She would play in the orchestra under someone’s chair. After every concert, when everyone had gone home she would play herself until she fell asleep; she usually plays the “William Tell Overture”. She is extremely beautiful. Her golden blond hair is fairly short. She is a grey tabby and a glossy oak violin. She is only 6 inches tall but her size does not limit her imagination. Obviously her strings are made of cat gut. She is a high-tech viokitty. She has a pink and black super sonic jet (similar to the concord) that has a food court in the back as well as lots of storage space. It is 8 inches tall, 8 inches wide and 2 1/2 feet long. She has her own viokitty size laptop computer at Benaroya Hall. Her e-mail address is viocat@ugh.com. She e-mails her friends almost everyday. Her friends are very kind to her but she doesn’t get to see one of them very often. Agget the hipugh lives a block away from her but her other friend Callie the pom-pom gerbil lives in Morley, Iowa. So Marcella, Katrina and Agget fly to Iowa in Katrina’s jet, and bring Callie to Seattle for a time of fun. She has many interests. She loves to play on her friend Marcella the elapiano. Tuna fish with rosin seasoning is her favorite food especially when it’s hot. Unlike most creatures Katrina is in an immortal state. Her mom eventually died and her dad fell apart and cracked up, but because of Katrina’s chemical combination she will never die, she will live forever!!!!!!!!!!

--Ughs 02:09, 14 April 2006 (UTC)