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Semi-finals
| Draw
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Artist
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Song
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Description
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| 1
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Ron the Farmer
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"Okay, Who Stole My Chicken?"
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Country rock song sung by 55-year-old male singer
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| 2
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People from Sweden
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"VOTE FOR SWEDEN"
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Up-beat protest song sung by five random Swedish people (3 men, 2 women) aged 20 to 68
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| 3
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Christopher Björksen
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"Post-it Notes"
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Solemn indie ballad sung by 63-year-old male
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| 4
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Donkeys With 10+ Eyes
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"Please Donate to Our GoFundMe (We Want Fewer Eyes)"
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Power pop banger sung by six donkeys who all have 10 to 45 eyes (each)
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| 5
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Dorothy & Samuel
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"Our Relationship Isn't Working Anymore"
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Rock ballad sung by a young man and woman at the marriage counsellor's office
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| 6
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Alcoholics Anonymous
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"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
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High-energy alternative rock song sung by dozens of men and woman at a rehabilitation centre
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| 7
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Binky from Arthur
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"Carcasses"
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Death metal/metalcore belter sung by a two-dimensional animated dog
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| Draw
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Artist
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Song
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Description
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| 1
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Bne & Tna
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"Les't Confsue teh Dyslexcis"
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An extremely ableist pop ballad sung by a man and a woman, both of them very young and very racially ambiguous
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| 2
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Dorky Dorkchop
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"Baba Ganoush"
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Fun indie pop tune, 30 seconds in length, about Dorky Dorkchop's love for Baba Ganoush; Dorky is a 115-year-old woman
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| 3
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Oh No, I Am Absolutely Not Having Any of This
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"Get Me Out of Here"
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Pop-punk song with lots of screaming sung by a six-piece girl group
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| 4
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Jon Lennan
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"Imagene"
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A high-energy synth-pop number completely unrelated to "Imagine" by John Lennon, sung by an 18-year-old highschooler
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| 5
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DJ Coercion
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"Come to the Party, Everybody (Or Else!)"
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EDM-infused dance pop track performed by a 50-year-old male DJ at a scratching table
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| 6
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Linda Boopsie Schlombert
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"Lol rofl bestie"
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'80s pop/new wave song about understanding today's kids, verses in Swedish, chorus in English, by 67-year-old woman
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| 7
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A carrot
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"Inaudible"
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Literally no sound whatsoever performed by a carrot
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| Draw
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Artist
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Song
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Description
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| 1
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Karen Jansen
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"I Would Like to Speak to the Manager"
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A noisy hyper-pop production with operatic vocals, sung by 43-year-old woman with a child in one of her hands
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| 2
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Jackie Cox
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"I'm Not Supposed to Be Here"
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Musical-inspired pop track performed by 36-year-old drag queen
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| 3
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NAUR JURY
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"Y'all Can't Take It!"
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Angry noise rock track performed by an unknown (two-digit) number of teenagers
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| 4
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BBC Dance feat. His Royal Highness, The Duke of Edinburgh
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"Never Truly Gone"
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Largely instrumental dance track with a short pause mid-way through announcing the resurrection of Prince Philip
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| 5
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Nikna Sublarov & Young Georgian Songwriterz
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"Oximation"
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Psychedelic rock tune about the difficulty of songwriting in English, performed by four middle-aged males
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| 6
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The Besties
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"Good Night (Say It Back)"
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A-cappella disaster bop about Twitter trends with a very toxic aura sung by four teenage females
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| 7
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Clusterfuck Petersen
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"Laugh at My First Name and I'll Punch You in the Mouth; That's a Guarantee. Try Me, Bitch!"
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Bass-heavy hard rock track comprised almost entirely of the titular line sung by 36-year-old non-binary person Clusterfuck Petersen
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| Draw
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Artist
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Song
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Description
|
| 1
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A Face Full of Birthday Cake
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"Melinda, Why Did You Do That, What the Fuck"
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Guitar-based ballad sung by a newly 70-year-old male with cake all over his face and his band
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| 2
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Spaghetti
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"I'm a Spaghetti Who Can Talk"
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Mid-tempo pop number performed by a man in a deeply unconvincing spaghetti costume
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| 3
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J.K. Rowling
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"Not Transphobic"
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Operatic sob story belter performed by 56-year-old (really? just 56?) transphobic female
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| 4
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Barko the Doggo
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"Woofie"
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Nu-disco song performed by a 3-year-old dog
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| 5
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Not Jennifer Cohen
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"Table Tennis"
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Eerily familiar pop song sung by a 30-year-old female with a mustache and a baseball cap meant to conceal her identity
|
| 6
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Kiki & Bouba
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"Please Stop Talking About Us"
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Energetic art-pop track sung by two coloured geometric shapes
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| 7
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The Concept of Loneliness
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"AAAAAAAAAA"
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Constant screaming sung by an amorphous idea
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| Draw
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Artist
|
Song
|
Description
|
| 1
|
Bne & Tna
|
"Les't Confsue teh Dyslexcis"
|
An extremely ableist pop ballad sung by a man and a woman, both of them very young and very racially ambiguous
|
| 2
|
Dorky Dorkchop
|
"Baba Ganoush"
|
Fun indie pop tune, 30 seconds in length, about Dorky Dorkchop's love for Baba Ganoush; Dorky is a 115-year-old woman
|
| 3
|
Oh No, I Am Absolutely Not Having Any of This
|
"Get Me Out of Here"
|
Pop-punk song with lots of screaming sung by a six-piece girl group
|
| 4
|
Jon Lennan
|
"Imagene"
|
A high-energy synth-pop number completely unrelated to "Imagine" by John Lennon, sung by an 18-year-old highschooler
|
| 5
|
DJ Coercion
|
"Come to the Party, Everybody (Or Else!)"
|
EDM-infused dance pop track performed by a 50-year-old male DJ at a scratching table
|
| 6
|
Linda Boopsie Schlombert
|
"Lol rofl bestie"
|
'80s pop/new wave song about understanding today's kids, verses in Swedish, chorus in English, by 67-year-old woman
|
| 7
|
A carrot
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"Inaudible"
|
Literally no sound whatsoever performed by a carrot
|
| Draw
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Artist
|
Song
|
Description
|
| 1
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Binky from Arthur
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"Carcasses"
|
Death metal/metalcore belter sung by a two-dimensional animated dog
|
| 2
|
The Besties
|
"Good Night (Say It Back)"
|
A-cappella disaster bop about Twitter trends with a very toxic aura sung by four teenage females
|
| 3
|
A carrot
|
"Inaudible"
|
Literally no sound whatsoever performed by a carrot
|
| 4
|
Barko the Doggo
|
"Woofie"
|
Nu-disco song performed by a 3-year-old dog
|
| 5
|
Bne & Tna
|
"Les't Confsue teh Dyslexcis"
|
An extremely ableist pop ballad sung by a man and a woman, both of them very young and very racially ambiguous
|
| 6
|
Alcoholics Anonymous
|
"Chug! Chug! Chug!"
|
High-energy alternative rock song sung by dozens of men and woman at a rehabilitation centre
|
| 7
|
BBC Dance feat. His Royal Highness, The Duke of Edinburgh
|
"Never Truly Gone"
|
Largely instrumental dance track with a short pause mid-way through announcing the resurrection of Prince Philip
|
| 8
|
Oh No, I Am Absolutely Not Having Any of This
|
"Get Me Out of Here"
|
Pop-punk song with lots of screaming sung by a six-piece girl group
|
| 9
|
The Concept of Loneliness
|
"AAAAAAAAAA"
|
Constant screaming sung by an amorphous idea
|
| 10
|
Donkeys With 10+ Eyes
|
"Please Donate to Our GoFundMe (We Want Fewer Eyes)"
|
Power pop banger sung by six donkeys who all have 10 to 45 eyes (each)
|
| 11
|
NAUR JURY
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"Y'all Can't Take It!"
|
Angry noise rock track performed by an unknown (two-digit) number of teenagers
|
| 12
|
Kiki & Bouba
|
"Please Stop Talking About Us"
|
Energetic art-pop track sung by two coloured geometric shapes
|
Second Chance
Final
