And if you're wondering why all the userboxes are post-aspirated (the little ʰ next to them... sorry, that was a linguistics joke, and not even a good one...) it's so I can get people to this page to help me improve the boxes!
You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, this user does sometimes look at themselves and think... this is fantastic.ʰ