User:DK

Much as I'd like to be a big, fat, hairy ape, it sadly cannot be. You might be looking for Donkey Kong.

I am, however, known as DK (among many other names).

I realise that my user page sucks. I only make the occasional edit, which means I probably don't need an account at all. It kind of helps if anyone is unfortunate enough to share an IP with me.

No? Good. Although that brings up an important question... why am I writing this?

Preserved here for anyone who cares. Which probably isn't me.