User:BigChungus389/sandbox

how to Minecraft - Blocks and shi yk wha i mean yea.

Hit the tree and shi yk and ya get the sticks n shi and the cobblestone too dont forget the cobblestone

After that you gotta look for a hole. yo momma pussy dont count yk wha i mean. Anyways ya get into the hole an look for sum white grayish teeth lookin mf called iron. Ya get like a stack of dat shi and leave that bitch. Make a stove and smelt that shi. Make sum armor and shi and maybe a shield yk and sum tools. After that go back inna hole and look for sum blue shi called diamonds. That shi is the good shi yk. Get like 3 of them bitches to make a picaxe yk. Make a bucket with the left over iron and collect water wit that shi. Look for a lava pool them bitches is the hot ones. Pour up that blue wawa on the lava and watch that shi turn black. Collect the black shi. Get like 10 of them bitches and get outta the hole. After that you gon wanna go inna ocean or lake yk and get that rock shi inna bottom called gravel. That shi got lil black shi in it that shi will help you spark up. Get the black shi and make a flint and steel wit that shi. Use the black blocks you got earlier and turn that shi into a square but use different blocks for the corners. The middle should turn into a wocky wall just stand in that bitch till trippin innaother dimension. That shi trippy af but u good dont trip. Run around for a min till u find sum shit red block colored structure. That shi is the fortress you go runnin thru that bitch and look for them yellow fire ball niggas. Run up on them those niggas are the opps you gotta sneak up and hit that choppa on them yk wha i mean. Kill like 20 of them foos or till you got like 12 of them yellow cigerates they drop. Keep runnin around thru the devils asshole till you find a blue biom. Look for them tall niggas and pop them too. Theys also the opps. Kill like 20 of them too or till you got 12 of them testicals they drop. after that you gon wanna leave that bitch, go thru the wocky wall again and untrip. Once u out u gon wanna mix the blue balls and the cigerates together and them bitches will start to float. Follow them shits and they gon lead u to sum sex dungeon. That shi gon be lit so dont trip. Get there and u gon needa dig down. Once u find the sex dungeon u gonna wanna look for the feak room where they got the hot tube and shi. When u there put the mixed blue balls and cigerate cocktail into the remaining empty block holes. That shi gon open up the door to the bikini bottom but first you gon needa kill the dragon from shrek. Go into the portal lookin shi and you gon spawn onna sponge island. If you need to get blocks from the sponge island and take all dat shi bc u gon needa climb alot unless u got a bow and arrows. If you got the strap on u just shoot them crytal bitches that shit be heal the dragon like sum crackhead energy typ shi. Take out the crystals and if you needa climb up with the blocks. After that the dragon lowkey gon be heated af and gon come after u so watch out for that nigga to pull up to the middle. When u get there pull the stick out and poke that nigga. Hit that nigga till he dead. After that nigga die u collect that nigga change that he dropped and hop thru the portal and youll be at the bikini bottom.