User:Barowski

M. Barowski is an über-salesman who has dedicated his life to creating and refining sales technique. His philosophy and methods have been documented in several leaflets and online webinars, all available for a nominal fee.

Mr. Barowski spent his formative years as a competitive interpretive dancer and a member of the John Birch Society. He left the Republican Party after Ronald Regan was elected president due to Reagan's liberal views.

A founding member of his local Ken and Kitty's Kennel chapter, Mr. Barowski is a nine-time National Pierogi-eating champion. He was invited to join Mensa, but declined stating "Once a Catholic, always a Catholic."

He currently lives in a resort town in eastern Mexico with his wife Eva and his beloved German Shepherd, Blondi.

Mr. Barkowski also publishes under his nom-de-plumes, "Bart Coswki" and "BartKowSki". He is known to his friends as the "Big Barowski" and "The Dude".