This user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone!
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
WORNEENG! TIs USr dOs NOt
kNow Hw tO maeKe A yusEr bOks! (NOr tyPe.)
This user's anxiety level is at 100% because their psychiatrist told them that they have every psychological disorder in all the DSMs combined. Excuse them while they kiss the toilet.
Stating that something doesn't work because it violates a basic law of physics is perfectly reasonable. I can run faster than the speed of light, and I have a video tape and some crayon drawings to prove it. But no one takes me seriously, so I'm forced to conclude that I'm a persecuted visionary with ideas ahead of my time, right?
This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music.
This user believes that Wikipedia IS a useful resource for reading articles.
D:<
Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.