• "No one is ever safe on this hostile planet" - Dr. Zachary Smith, Lost in Space
• "Be polite!" - Frank Booth, Blue Velvet
• "Don't touch me, or I'll kill you!" - Dorothy Vallens, Blue Velvet
• "Hi honey, how are you?" - Detective John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop
• "Stop Whining!" - Detective John Kimble, Kindergarten Cop
• "No time for the old in and out love, i've just come to read the meter!" - Alex DeLarge, A Clockwork Orange
• "I just want to tell you all how happy I am to be back in the studio making a picture again." - Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard
• "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Charlie Croker, The Italian Job
• "Anybody care what this guy thinks?" "NO!" Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Saddlesore Galactica episode (Homer is talking about Comic Book Guy)
• "Everything is going extremely well" HAL 9000, 2001: A Space Odyssey
• "Well, let's get back to it" Mayor McDaniels, South Park (Pinkeye episode)
• "I'm listening dear, you can talk to me."
• "C'mon! We're running late!" Bus driver, South Park
• "I am so sorry that I screwed up. I am so sorry; you don't even know how sorry I am." Mike Tyson.
• "Listen to him. He knows everything." Tony Soprano's mother
• "Are you trying to tell me that this is your act?"
• "Where the hell are my Judy Garland records damnit?"
• "Okey-slash-dokey!" Ulla, The Producers
• "We're looking at ten inches!"
• "Do you mind if I say a few words? Thank you." ( Gloria Swanson in 'Sunset boulevard' )
• "Are you trying to be funny? Cos I'm all out of laughs!" (William Holden in 'Sunset Boulevard' at 7.40 minutes into the picture)

• "Listen to him. He knows everything!"

Carol McGiffin sound bites are also regularly featured.