Wikipedia:Angry Mob Noticeboard
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Welcome to the angry mob request board | |||
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This page is for requesting angry mobs on the English Wikipedia to deal with problem editors.
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(For help, see Wikipedia:Purge) | ||
When you start a discussion about an editor, you should not notify them on their user talk page. | |||
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Whenever dispute resolution fails and the administrators noticeboard is an inappropriate venue, angry mobs can be requested to solve problems. After all, what works better to resolve disputes and write an encyclopedia than an angry mob with torches, clubs, and implements of husbandry? To summon an angry mob to burn the article to the ground, beat up your talkpage opponents, and otherwise pacify troublemakers, file a request at the WP:Angry Mob Noticeboard – but be sure to detail all the drama, lies, halftruths, distortions, expletives and pejoratives, so the angry mob can get appropriately fired up.
You do not need to inform any opponents you mention, since the angry mob likes to do that themselves – and a crowd with torches and pitchforks rarely escapes anyone's attention.