User:Inferno, Lord of Penguins

About me

Inferno, Lord of Penguins is the immortal leader of the United Antarctic Spheniscidae Republics, or UASR for short. During the Dark Ages, he ascended to the penguin throne with massive support in a coup d'état against the previous monarch, his particularly evil younger brother known only as DHM. Once in the throne, he established the position of Lord of Penguins, which he has held since its creation. He started a series of wars to conquer Antarctica, dubbed the Infernal Wars, which was a massive success. After the Infernal Wars, he sent explorers to explore the world outside of the empire. Much later on, he spent a short time in the Soviet Union, as a group of penguins had been discovered there, during which he was known as Dictator of all Infernal Proletariat Penguins in the USSR. Borrowing the Soviet ideology, upon his return the Antarctic Empire was renamed the UASR, with a goal of eliminating inequality in Antarctica by making all penguins upper-class. This is to be done by "borrowing" the wealth of the humans. He maintains global activity around the world to this day, keeping surveillance over the humans with zoo penguins, penguin movies and plush toys.

Penguin Music

Contrary to popular belief, metal music was invented by penguins, not humans. Metal music began with the band The Infërno, featuring the legendary penguin Inferno as lead vocalist and guitarist, Kvlt on rhythm guitar, Tr-Double-Zero on bass, and Hedbashr on drums. As penguins spread their influence around the globe, metal music came with them. This is especially true in the colder areas of the globe. There, penguins are worshiped as metal gods, to the extent that the musicians dress as penguins. Worth noting is how metal musicians often mangle their vocal chords in order to sound like penguins as well.

Example of a human dressed as a penguin

Wikipedia

Wikipedia has become a primary source of knowledge about the humans for the UASR. Due to this, I, and my minions, engage in battle against vandals in order to preserve the integrity of our knowledge base. Penguins, being vastly more intelligent than humans, are able to combat vandalism at extremely rapid rates. We penguins have become quite adept at battling vandalism, and are often found patrolling Special:RecentChanges with high-speed technology.